Jacob Quotes

He's 100% Boy
After nap..."My want to tackle somebody."


Potty Training
Following is a dialogue between Jacob and I about his struggle with going poopie on the toilet instead of in his underpants:


Mommy:  "Jacob, why don't you go poopie on the toilet?"


Jacob:  "My scared of walrus."


Mommy:  "There's no walrus in our toilets!"


Jacob:  "My just pretending!"


A few days later, because yes we are still not pooping in the toilet and the washer is crying for a break:)


Mommy:  "Jacob, why don't you go poopie on the toilet?"


Jacob:  "Because my don't want to get pinched."


Mommy:  "Oh, is the toilet seat pinching you?"


Jacob:  "No, by the alligators!"


Ha!  We may never see poopie in the toilet.